And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
"She should’ve done that 9 months ago."
best line in the whole movie
da fandom coming back to tumblr from their first inquisition playthrough like
I want Neuer to go off the field and go bear hug Müller before throwing Pep into the sun and still gets back in the net in time to block the next shot.
But that’s too much to ask.
can I just say that there is legitimately an article out there about how Neuer turned his back to a game and kicked a ball back and forth between himself and Mueller (who was a substitute at the time) for at least half the game
Here is the article, if you’re curious.
that was an actual thing that actually happened